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every episode of Hannibal
pretty much anyone: (looking at a dead body) his tongue’s been cut out, almost surgically, like they were planning on using the organ for something else
hannibal: everyone come over to my house and eat this freshly prepared tongue i made
literally everyone: how delightful and unrelated to everything else going on
hannibal: I think you’ll find everything is related
straight up everyone, who have at least a graduate degree and are qualified to work for the FBI: (while eating tongue) haha, oh hannibal
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“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”
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Dokanyamashita, Tokyo.
Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/tokyonieve/
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Hi
So
I haven’t logged in to Tumblr in, like, 5 years (this may be an exaggeration)
Somehow I have still been gaining followers while I’ve been away? Thanks
I might be back for a bit lol
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Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
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161212 oohsehun: #UniversalStudios